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Hey, real quick. This is the penultimate episode. We messed up the count in the last episode where we said there were more episodes coming. There's not. So there's, there's only one after this one. So, so the last, that last one was the thrultimate, thrultimate? Yes. Yeah, we've decided that was a word. Love it. That's how the thing goes. So there's only one more after today, which is, is wild and crazy. But that

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that said, the way I phrased it made it sound like it's forever over. No, just this season. Just this season. And then we're going to be diving right in. Just this story arc. Yes. Yeah, I'm glad you caught that. Yeah. When it had some emails. Oh, yeah. You can send us your emails, but it's not over. I mean, the show's not over. Speaking of emails, we're looking for questions, right? For our Q&A. Yes, we need questions. Q&A in the, in the, what are they called? Summer

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description. In the description, there's a link you can click. Yeah. In the episode description, just click on it and send us your questions. Cause we'll do a question episode after the next episode. That's right. Yes. And we're, we're going to record that with our patrons at our next gook hang. So maybe join us over there. Cause that'll be a lot of fun too, to have you over there. Okay. They're not going to keep you any longer. Get to the episode. Okay. Bye. Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. I assume you're, you're screaming some sort of valiant battle cry. Can you just write

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like some, or get a sound effect of a really angry, like pen scratching on paper? Okay. You charge forward. You're screaming your battle cry and Orcus turns and looks at you. He is actively trying to crawl as much as he can towards the portal right now. Yeah. He's trying. He moves as much as he can. And then like the tension in his leg where he's restrained is

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holding him back. See him reach. He's trying to pull himself forward. And then everyone hears this booming voice throughout the room.

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Orcus's voice booms throughout the lair and lands on one creature of Orcus's choice. And they're subject to power word kill. The buzzing sound from down the hall intensified and flying in on

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backs of these winged creatures are thousands of Grancis that begin pouring out and down through the portal. You got him. Did you get him?

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I mean, he doesn't have a dick anymore, so.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More. He, him also with me today is Tom Laird.

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Hey, yeah, that's me. He, him. I am playing a moot who also goes with he, him.

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And Carla Max dead.

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She, her. That's me playing lip-synchy pip-digons and Glim. Both also she, her.

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And Amy More.

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Yeah, I'm here. And I can speak today. Huzzah. And I am my pro dancer she, her. And I'll be playing Thea Amastasia.

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She, her. Sullivan Slyte. He, him. And Nighthunter Oglokanu. She, they.

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And Kristen Flemmons.

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Hi.

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There she is.

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There she is.

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Somehow unprepared. She, her. Playing Agath, Godlust, Kathua Lavi. Also she, her. And the horse Rax. He, him.

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And Kyle Clasett.

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Hey, hey, he, him. Gonna be playing Vorunax. Also he, him.

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Lovely to have you all here. We're getting so very, I don't even, I can't even say we're getting close because who knows, who knows what's going to happen, right?

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We could shenanigan for so many more episodes.

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Maybe eight more years of this. Maybe not. Okay, maybe not eight years. But we are getting close and it is very exciting.

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And then we just, I guess this is just a reminder that there will be a season three. We don't know what it is, but.

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Could be anything.

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You don't know where. You don't know when. But a season three will happen.

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That's right.

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It's behind you right now.

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Yeah. Look out.

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When you least suspect it.

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It's in the backseat of your car.

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You know what? We've already started it. It's in another feed. You have to go find it.

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We've left Easter eggs throughout, is that what they're called? Easter eggs?

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Easter eggs, yeah.

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Throughout all these past episodes.

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Those little things that you hide. Yep. Easter eggs.

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Got it.

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Shut up.

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Where there are Easter eggs for, well, some characters that show up in this good season is over on Patreon.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragging cast.

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Where we have a new, not a new, we have another podcast that is available for you.

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It's called The Adventures Of.

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It has crisscrossy applesaucey all over it.

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Everybody's very confused looking, but that's what it is.

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Yeah, I'm picking up what you're putting down.

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We understand.

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Yeah, it's all over there.

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And when you're a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you.

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Like today's patron, Nathaniel Teeter.

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Thank you.

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Thanks Nathaniel.

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Thanks Nathaniel.

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You're awesome.

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Thanks so much.

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Nathaniel's a druid.

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Aspiring.

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I mean, I feel like he's there.

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I feel like he's there too, because he's always posting like, here are the things I am growing, and druid.

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His gardens are unreal.

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Like we're middle of winter and eating fresh fruit out of the garden.

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Yeah, it's actually kind of rude.

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It's depressing and uplifting.

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Both at the same time. I don't know how he manages it.

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I think they call that necromancy.

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Thank you Nathaniel for being a necr- I mean, a druid in our community.

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And now, fuck it, let's play.

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There's a stunned silence throughout the room.

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This droning buzz of these massive demon creatures being ridden by Grancises.

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Pouring through the portal before you.

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Vorunax is helping Nighthunter back up through the portal.

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Who's been holding this like, sick arm curl.

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And looking really badass with nobody to see them.

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Except the people down through the portal.

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Waterdeep, who are being attacked, simultaneously attacked and saved by different demons.

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Grancis, of course, being the savior of demons.

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It's a confusing time.

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I will say, Vorunax is definitely looking down, grabbing the chain with one arm.

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Just looking at Nighthunter like, yeah, one arm lifting.

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I can too.

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I can too.

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She gives him a smile and a nod like, yeah, okay, you can do too.

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As Nighthunter climbs back up in with Vorunax's help, we pan over to Agoth.

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What does Agoth do?

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I think after taking a quick pause at taking in the scene around,

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Agoth is actually just going to drop the flail that is in her hand

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and start like, pushing her way through all of these buzzing demons passing by

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and just pushing through.

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And just make her way over to Orcus's face where he has collapsed on the ground.

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And I don't know, if there's any rubble, we need to like, clear that out of the way.

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Maybe position him optimally.

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And then just wind up and take the biggest sucker punch right into kisser.

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Yeah, it takes a moment to get him propped up in a seated position.

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I think we're all helping too because we want this for you.

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We want to make sure that business continues as usual.

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Everybody expecting Orcus to still be alive.

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That kind of vibe of setting him up.

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And then almost like Scott Pilgrim kind of fight scene winds up and just clocks him through.

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His fist entails through his face and he blasts back and off of this chair that you have conveniently set him up on.

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Might have to repeat that exercise a few times.

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As you're going to set it up again, Grancis comes down off his flying demon creature and says,

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So I did what we said.

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I released all the Grancis.

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They say they're helping.

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But I also did what we said and I let go some help.

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There's a loud thump from down the hall.

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Oh, no.

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah.

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So we don't actually need that.

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Yeah, there was some...

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I mean, your timing is great to get the other demons and get down there.

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Amazing.

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But we don't really need a big monster kind of backup.

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Great point.

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I don't know if this is one we can just turn off.

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What do you know about Demogorgon?

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I'm gonna do a check.

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OK.

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Who is that?

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Nighthunter.

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Nighthunter knows shit.

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Me too.

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Thea rolled a 19.

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I rolled a nat 20.

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I don't know.

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Oh, plus nine.

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So 29 total.

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Just a 29.

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Moot got an 11.

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That's a 27 for me.

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And Sullivan's Light actually did not do poorly.

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Oh, minus one.

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OK.

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Yeah, OK.

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So, OK.

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Demogorgon, huge fiend.

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Vorunax, you probably have a good sense of knowledge, being very attributed to Orcus.

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Demogorgon and Orcus, not best friends.

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In fact, arch enemies trying to take over the entire Abyss for a very long time,

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Demogorgon was previously thought to be the step above Orcus.

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But it appears that due to the fact that Demogorgon was in Orcus' prison,

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Demogorgon now free, Demogorgon coming your way.

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So we probably don't, I know there's a bit of a power vacuum,

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and I didn't think someone would be trying to replace Orcus so quickly.

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But we probably are going to need to step in here.

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Either stop him here or stop the portal.

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Close the portal somehow.

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Is that something we can do?

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Is that something you can do?

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OK, I don't know.

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Maybe?

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I don't think I have the ability to.

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No, I definitely, I have no portal magic, but...

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I have like zero magic whatsoever, so...

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Also, everybody else sees like the Million Grandsises, right?

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Yes, yes.

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There are old guys flying everywhere, what the hell's going on?

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I don't think I can close that portal.

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Yeah, no, I can open portals, and sometimes they close.

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This is...I think...

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I think we're stuck with the portal, everybody.

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OK, cool, cool, cool.

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OK.

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OK, so what if we're just like, hey, Demogorgon, this is your area now.

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Don't go through this portal, and you can keep this space,

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because you are the one, the king now.

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Do you think if we just rope it off, he'll respect the rope?

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Is it like a red velvet rope?

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I was going to say, if we put a red velvet rope, I mean, people are usually pretty...

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Nobody crosses a red velvet room, not even here.

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Oh, wow, I didn't know that was...I guess that's universal.

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We take our cues very seriously.

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The entire room shakes on this next thump.

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We have no plan!

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There's a half second, and then the door to Orcus' throne room,

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the wall around it just is shrouded in shadow,

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and then the entire wall bursts open and towards you.

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Everybody make a dexterity saving throw.

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OK, if you got below a 12,

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you get 13 bludgeoning damage as rubble flies forth towards you.

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You turn and you look, and you see this two-headed, gargantuan fiend,

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skeletal jackal maws, one a jackal, one like this monkey.

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It's got this long snake-like tail with pincers and barbs on it,

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and its hands are tentacles,

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like two tentacles coming off of each arm,

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and it has these giant reptilian feet as it comes in.

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I would just like to also say that when Night Hunter was pulled back up by Vorunax,

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they are for sure just wrapping, they've just wrapped the chain around their hand,

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because you don't want to waste that, I'm not going to let that fall into the real world.

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What if it falls through the portal and hits someone,

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an innocent person, at the bottom on the other side?

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I don't know if Night Hunter's worried about that.

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Casualties, it happens.

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Okay, so everybody was kind of just chatting altogether,

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so we're all assuming that we're going to start in a more central location.

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Yes.

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That's why we're not afeard.

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Yeah, because that's why you're not afeard.

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You're all clustered around Glim, the might.

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Yeah, and also we had all just been moving Orcus' corpse around.

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That's true.

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Oh, that was a weird, yeah, that's kind of a like,

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we're all going to talk about that later.

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We're going to have some group therapy.

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The way you puppeted him, Vorunax, was really awkward,

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and I just think we should have said something at the time.

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Would I guess I could have been able to just grab a souvenir

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before the Demogorgon sounds like a tooth or something?

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Sure, yeah.

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You want an Orcus tooth?

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I want a tooth, yeah.

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Kyle, describe Orcus' teeth,

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having been like prime on the benefits package for the Underdark.

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Well, also, he got almost eaten.

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True.

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That's true, yeah.

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I had some first-hand experience.

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Well, one hand, you know.

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Anyway, Orcus' teeth are surprisingly, they're large,

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but they're like blunt.

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It's one of those things where, like, it's not, they're not sharp,

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but they're going to pierce you regardless,

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and it's going to be more like a serrated kind of experience.

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So yeah, like a large, like, blunt, spiky serration.

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Okay, so Demogorgon's up first,

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and he's going to swing his tentacles through the crowd.

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He gets two tentacle attacks.

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One is going to be towards Vorunax,

231
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whom he probably recognizes just based on contextual clues.

232
00:16:34,279 --> 00:16:37,279
Yeah, one's going to be towards Glim.

233
00:16:37,279 --> 00:16:42,279
Okay, the one towards Vorunax is going to be a 32.

234
00:16:42,279 --> 00:16:43,279
Probably not.

235
00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:45,279
Yeah, hits.

236
00:16:45,279 --> 00:16:49,279
The one towards Glim is going to be a 21.

237
00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:50,279
Yep, that'll do it.

238
00:16:50,279 --> 00:16:52,279
Oh, but we are very close together,

239
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:55,279
so I think I will, I cannot help a 32,

240
00:16:55,279 --> 00:16:58,279
but I will use a warding maneuver for Glim.

241
00:16:58,279 --> 00:17:01,279
So, I'm pretty sure you can see

242
00:17:01,279 --> 00:17:03,279
with him five feet hit by an attack roll,

243
00:17:03,279 --> 00:17:06,279
one D8 and add the number to your AC.

244
00:17:06,279 --> 00:17:08,279
Yes, posted note.

245
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:15,279
Oh, bad roll, but a 22, so it'll work.

246
00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:16,279
All right.

247
00:17:16,279 --> 00:17:21,279
Okay, so Vorunax, you're going to take a 28 force damage,

248
00:17:21,279 --> 00:17:25,279
and if the target is a creature,

249
00:17:25,279 --> 00:17:27,279
I think you're a creature,

250
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:32,279
you must succeed on a DC 23 constitution saving throw.

251
00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:33,279
Wow.

252
00:17:33,279 --> 00:17:35,279
I mean, isn't everything in a creature in this game?

253
00:17:35,279 --> 00:17:37,279
Basically, I mean, is it alive?

254
00:17:37,279 --> 00:17:38,279
Yeah.

255
00:17:38,279 --> 00:17:39,279
I think that's what it is.

256
00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:41,279
23, 23.

257
00:17:41,279 --> 00:17:43,279
Yeah, it happened, and that's 12.

258
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,279
Okay, cool, cool, cool.

259
00:17:45,279 --> 00:17:47,279
So, your hit point maximum is reduced

260
00:17:47,279 --> 00:17:51,279
by the amount equal to the damage taken.

261
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,279
Which is 28.

262
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:56,279
Which is 28, and happens until you finish a long rest.

263
00:17:56,279 --> 00:18:00,279
The target dies if its hit point maximum is reduced to zero.

264
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:01,279
Holy shit.

265
00:18:01,279 --> 00:18:02,279
What?

266
00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:03,279
What?

267
00:18:03,279 --> 00:18:04,279
What?

268
00:18:04,279 --> 00:18:06,279
Nice knowing y'all.

269
00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:08,279
No, I'll be good, I'll be all right.

270
00:18:08,279 --> 00:18:10,279
It's if the maximum is reduced to zero.

271
00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:12,279
So, there's like two levels you're playing with.

272
00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:14,279
You're playing with, you know, you're active,

273
00:18:14,279 --> 00:18:17,279
and then also your maximum is catching up behind you.

274
00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:18,279
Yeah.

275
00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:19,279
Right.

276
00:18:19,279 --> 00:18:21,279
Okay.

277
00:18:21,279 --> 00:18:23,279
Those two tentacle attacks happen,

278
00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:28,279
and he lets out this grotesque scream into the room.

279
00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:31,279
It's Grancis's turn.

280
00:18:31,279 --> 00:18:32,279
Catnap.

281
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,279
He turns at you and he says,

282
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,279
it's time for the catnap.

283
00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:36,279
No.

284
00:18:36,279 --> 00:18:37,279
No.

285
00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:38,279
Yes.

286
00:18:38,279 --> 00:18:39,279
Yes, Grancis, now is the time.

287
00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:40,279
Look, look, look.

288
00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:41,279
If not now, then when?

289
00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:42,279
If not now, then when?

290
00:18:42,279 --> 00:18:43,279
He's probably a little buffed for a catnap,

291
00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:44,279
but we can try.

292
00:18:44,279 --> 00:18:45,279
We can try anything.

293
00:18:45,279 --> 00:18:46,279
There's a thousand of you guys.

294
00:18:46,279 --> 00:18:47,279
There's a thousand of us.

295
00:18:47,279 --> 00:18:48,279
We can all catnap.

296
00:18:48,279 --> 00:18:50,279
But no, what I was going to say is,

297
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:53,279
if we kill him here, he just goes back home.

298
00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:58,279
So, that gets him out of here if we can kill him.

299
00:18:58,279 --> 00:19:01,279
And Orcus was like doing things to him down there,

300
00:19:01,279 --> 00:19:02,279
like hurting him.

301
00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:03,279
Not like weird things.

302
00:19:03,279 --> 00:19:05,279
Thea, get your mind out of the gutter.

303
00:19:05,279 --> 00:19:06,279
I wasn't thinking weird things.

304
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:10,279
It was like trying to make him weaker like the gods,

305
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,279
and he was probably going to try and take his power.

306
00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:13,279
So, he's probably not full strength.

307
00:19:13,279 --> 00:19:14,279
So, what I'm saying is,

308
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,279
if we just hit him as hard as we can,

309
00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:17,279
as quickly as we can,

310
00:19:17,279 --> 00:19:22,279
maybe he'll have a catnap.

311
00:19:22,279 --> 00:19:25,279
I'm going to cast catnap.

312
00:19:25,279 --> 00:19:26,279
Are you catnapping him?

313
00:19:26,279 --> 00:19:28,279
Are you not catnapping him?

314
00:19:28,279 --> 00:19:29,279
I'm very confused on the subject.

315
00:19:29,279 --> 00:19:32,279
Why do we allow him to monologue?

316
00:19:32,279 --> 00:19:33,279
I don't know.

317
00:19:33,279 --> 00:19:35,279
You all just kind of let it happen.

318
00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:36,279
He runs the game.

319
00:19:36,279 --> 00:19:37,279
I can't tell him to shut up.

320
00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:38,279
I'm married to him.

321
00:19:38,279 --> 00:19:40,279
I think it's my right.

322
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,279
He just keeps talking.

323
00:19:42,279 --> 00:19:43,279
You make a calling in chest.

324
00:19:43,279 --> 00:19:44,279
I don't know.

325
00:19:44,279 --> 00:19:45,279
Is this even going to fucking work?

326
00:19:45,279 --> 00:19:47,279
Up to three willing creatures.

327
00:19:47,279 --> 00:19:48,279
Nope.

328
00:19:48,279 --> 00:19:49,279
Nope.

329
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:51,279
If the target remains unconscious.

330
00:19:51,279 --> 00:19:52,279
No.

331
00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:53,279
So, that's not going to work.

332
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,279
How about we cast fireball?

333
00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:55,279
Yeah.

334
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:56,279
That's probably better.

335
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,279
Oh, I enjoy the fire.

336
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,279
Bob may follow you depending on how this works out.

337
00:19:59,279 --> 00:20:00,279
Okay.

338
00:20:00,279 --> 00:20:01,279
Okay.

339
00:20:01,279 --> 00:20:02,279
Let's cast it high.

340
00:20:02,279 --> 00:20:04,279
You know, go big or go home.

341
00:20:04,279 --> 00:20:06,279
I think it's go big or die.

342
00:20:06,279 --> 00:20:08,279
That is relevant.

343
00:20:08,279 --> 00:20:12,279
So, he has to make a dex 19 saving throw.

344
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,279
Oh, that's a four on the die.

345
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:16,279
Let's see how dexterous.

346
00:20:16,279 --> 00:20:18,279
I mean, surely he's not a plus 15.

347
00:20:18,279 --> 00:20:19,279
Plus 10.

348
00:20:19,279 --> 00:20:21,279
So, that's a 14.

349
00:20:21,279 --> 00:20:23,279
So, he still misses it.

350
00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:26,279
So, that's 14 D6.

351
00:20:26,279 --> 00:20:27,279
Oh, yeah.

352
00:20:27,279 --> 00:20:30,279
As this fireball erupts.

353
00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:33,279
Can you roll them one at a time, please?

354
00:20:33,279 --> 00:20:34,279
Google's going to roll.

355
00:20:34,279 --> 00:20:36,279
Or seven.

356
00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:37,279
Oh, no.

357
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,279
Three ones.

358
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,279
Three ones.

359
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:40,279
That's okay.

360
00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:44,279
47 fire damage.

361
00:20:44,279 --> 00:20:48,279
This massive ball erupts from Grancis

362
00:20:48,279 --> 00:20:50,279
and out towards Demogorgon

363
00:20:50,279 --> 00:20:54,279
and explodes in this fiery blaze around him.

364
00:20:54,279 --> 00:20:57,279
You smell it before you see it

365
00:20:57,279 --> 00:20:59,279
as the smoke begins to clear,

366
00:20:59,279 --> 00:21:03,279
like the flesh blistering on his chest.

367
00:21:03,279 --> 00:21:08,279
And it is Night Hunter's turn.

368
00:21:08,279 --> 00:21:11,279
Well, old guy has some moves.

369
00:21:11,279 --> 00:21:13,279
Handsome advice.

370
00:21:13,279 --> 00:21:16,279
I think that is why we let you talk.

371
00:21:16,279 --> 00:21:19,279
Night Hunter is going to grab corpse grinder

372
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:23,279
and try to grind some corpse.

373
00:21:23,279 --> 00:21:25,279
That is a 24.

374
00:21:25,279 --> 00:21:26,279
Yes, that will hit.

375
00:21:26,279 --> 00:21:29,279
Ooh, 17.

376
00:21:29,279 --> 00:21:31,279
Well, they're going to do it again.

377
00:21:31,279 --> 00:21:32,279
Just going to keep hacking.

378
00:21:32,279 --> 00:21:34,279
Ooh, that one's 21.

379
00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:35,279
Does not hit.

380
00:21:35,279 --> 00:21:36,279
No, does not hit.

381
00:21:36,279 --> 00:21:38,279
Oh, she's mad.

382
00:21:38,279 --> 00:21:40,279
I'm on a rage.

383
00:21:40,279 --> 00:21:41,279
Fucking rage.

384
00:21:41,279 --> 00:21:44,279
She's really mad that that last one didn't hit.

385
00:21:44,279 --> 00:21:45,279
And that's a nat one.

386
00:21:45,279 --> 00:21:47,279
I got too mad, you guys.

387
00:21:47,279 --> 00:21:48,279
Love it.

388
00:21:48,279 --> 00:21:49,279
Got too mad.

389
00:21:49,279 --> 00:21:50,279
You've crossed over.

390
00:21:50,279 --> 00:21:52,279
You hit him once,

391
00:21:52,279 --> 00:21:56,279
and his tail swings around on the second one.

392
00:21:56,279 --> 00:22:00,279
And that's a natural 20 plus 17.

393
00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:01,279
Doesn't matter.

394
00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:05,279
It's going to hit you for 40 bludgeoning damage

395
00:22:05,279 --> 00:22:07,279
plus 22 necrotic damage.

396
00:22:07,279 --> 00:22:09,279
OK.

397
00:22:09,279 --> 00:22:14,279
So that's 40 plus 22 is 62 total damage.

398
00:22:14,279 --> 00:22:15,279
OK.

399
00:22:15,279 --> 00:22:16,279
All right.

400
00:22:16,279 --> 00:22:17,279
That's OK.

401
00:22:17,279 --> 00:22:18,279
I'm fine.

402
00:22:18,279 --> 00:22:20,279
But I am going to do.

403
00:22:20,279 --> 00:22:21,279
I'm going to.

404
00:22:21,279 --> 00:22:22,279
I don't know.

405
00:22:22,279 --> 00:22:24,279
I don't know how else to say it.

406
00:22:24,279 --> 00:22:27,279
I'm going to do stones endurance.

407
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,279
I'm going to do it.

408
00:22:29,279 --> 00:22:34,279
And reduce damage dealt by 1d12 plus 7.

409
00:22:34,279 --> 00:22:36,279
To a goth.

410
00:22:36,279 --> 00:22:38,279
I'm just going to look at the group.

411
00:22:38,279 --> 00:22:41,279
So we are not talking then.

412
00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:46,279
She like almost started pulling some hemp and rope out of the bag.

413
00:22:46,279 --> 00:22:48,279
Puts that back in.

414
00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:50,279
Yeah, no, I think we're just hitting.

415
00:22:50,279 --> 00:22:53,279
I don't think he speaks the language of love.

416
00:22:53,279 --> 00:22:54,279
No, no.

417
00:22:54,279 --> 00:22:55,279
My god.

418
00:22:55,279 --> 00:22:56,279
I wasn't even thinking about it.

419
00:22:56,279 --> 00:22:57,279
Not even once.

420
00:22:57,279 --> 00:23:00,279
Not even with the tentacle arms.

421
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,279
You look like you're into some freaky shit.

422
00:23:02,279 --> 00:23:07,279
The look on the face is just pure like that.

423
00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:08,279
We weren't afraid.

424
00:23:08,279 --> 00:23:10,279
You didn't ask for this.

425
00:23:10,279 --> 00:23:11,279
Demogorgon.

426
00:23:11,279 --> 00:23:12,279
Not afraid.

427
00:23:12,279 --> 00:23:13,279
Very afraid of this.

428
00:23:13,279 --> 00:23:16,279
I will scoop the flail back up.

429
00:23:16,279 --> 00:23:20,279
A goth is now going to go up there with Night Hunter.

430
00:23:20,279 --> 00:23:22,279
And start wailing on it.

431
00:23:22,279 --> 00:23:23,279
Perfect.

432
00:23:23,279 --> 00:23:26,279
That is not amazing.

433
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:27,279
That is.

434
00:23:27,279 --> 00:23:29,279
Oh, but it is a plus 12.

435
00:23:29,279 --> 00:23:32,279
So that is still an 18.

436
00:23:32,279 --> 00:23:33,279
18 does not hit.

437
00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:34,279
Damn it.

438
00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:35,279
All right.

439
00:23:35,279 --> 00:23:36,279
All right.

440
00:23:36,279 --> 00:23:39,279
Let's try again.

441
00:23:39,279 --> 00:23:40,279
Three attacks.

442
00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:42,279
Oh my god.

443
00:23:42,279 --> 00:23:43,279
20.

444
00:23:43,279 --> 00:23:45,279
That doesn't hit.

445
00:23:45,279 --> 00:23:46,279
No.

446
00:23:46,279 --> 00:23:47,279
Final attack.

447
00:23:47,279 --> 00:23:48,279
Oh my god.

448
00:23:48,279 --> 00:23:49,279
A three.

449
00:23:49,279 --> 00:23:50,279
Encouragement.

450
00:23:50,279 --> 00:23:52,279
I got a six and eight and a three.

451
00:23:52,279 --> 00:23:53,279
Three.

452
00:23:53,279 --> 00:23:54,279
Three attacks.

453
00:23:54,279 --> 00:23:56,279
None of them hit.

454
00:23:56,279 --> 00:23:57,279
None of them hit.

455
00:23:57,279 --> 00:24:00,279
I have a plus 12 on this weapon.

456
00:24:00,279 --> 00:24:03,279
You're just tired from, you know, kicking Orcus's ass.

457
00:24:03,279 --> 00:24:04,279
18.

458
00:24:04,279 --> 00:24:05,279
18.

459
00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:06,279
18.

460
00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:07,279
18.

461
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,279
18.

462
00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:09,279
18.

463
00:24:09,279 --> 00:24:10,279
18.

464
00:24:10,279 --> 00:24:11,279
18.

465
00:24:11,279 --> 00:24:12,279
18.

466
00:24:12,279 --> 00:24:13,279
18.

467
00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:14,279
18.

468
00:24:14,279 --> 00:24:15,279
18.

469
00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:16,279
18.

470
00:24:16,279 --> 00:24:17,279
18.

471
00:24:17,279 --> 00:24:18,279
18.

472
00:24:18,279 --> 00:24:19,279
18.

473
00:24:19,279 --> 00:24:20,279
18.

474
00:24:20,279 --> 00:24:21,279
18.

475
00:24:21,279 --> 00:24:22,279
18.

476
00:24:22,279 --> 00:24:23,279
18.

477
00:24:23,279 --> 00:24:24,279
18.

478
00:24:24,279 --> 00:24:25,279
18.

479
00:24:25,279 --> 00:24:26,279
18.

480
00:24:26,279 --> 00:24:32,279
I got a lot of propping him up with different, with different like hats and stuff.

481
00:24:32,279 --> 00:24:33,279
Taking pictures.

482
00:24:33,279 --> 00:24:34,279
The novelty sunglasses.

483
00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:35,279
Yeah.

484
00:24:35,279 --> 00:24:36,279
It's one minute duration.

485
00:24:36,279 --> 00:24:37,279
Okay.

486
00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:38,279
So yeah, you would have to.

487
00:24:38,279 --> 00:24:39,279
Okay.

488
00:24:39,279 --> 00:24:42,279
I'll recast it because why the fuck not.

489
00:24:42,279 --> 00:24:44,279
Does it get an attack right away?

490
00:24:44,279 --> 00:24:45,279
It does.

491
00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:46,279
So let's do that.

492
00:24:46,279 --> 00:24:47,279
You have this.

493
00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:48,279
Okay.

494
00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:49,279
It's a 19.

495
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,279
So.

496
00:24:50,279 --> 00:24:54,279
Does my you have this do anything?

497
00:24:54,279 --> 00:24:55,279
It is motivational.

498
00:24:55,279 --> 00:24:56,279
Oh, jeez.

499
00:24:56,279 --> 00:24:59,279
If you are a bard.

500
00:24:59,279 --> 00:25:00,279
That's right.

501
00:25:00,279 --> 00:25:02,279
I guess so.

502
00:25:02,279 --> 00:25:05,279
One, one character class we don't have.

503
00:25:05,279 --> 00:25:09,279
A goth not feeling great, but.

504
00:25:09,279 --> 00:25:15,279
Demogorgon is going to look down at you.

505
00:25:15,279 --> 00:25:17,279
Down his nose.

506
00:25:17,279 --> 00:25:20,279
Look down upon you.

507
00:25:20,279 --> 00:25:23,279
Make a wisdom saving throw, please.

508
00:25:23,279 --> 00:25:26,279
As he gazes forth upon you.

509
00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:27,279
Okay.

510
00:25:27,279 --> 00:25:28,279
This judgementalize.

511
00:25:28,279 --> 00:25:31,279
I'm going to reroll that one.

512
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:34,279
Let's get a real dice out here.

513
00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:37,279
Come on, buddy.

514
00:25:37,279 --> 00:25:38,279
Okay.

515
00:25:38,279 --> 00:25:39,279
Much better.

516
00:25:39,279 --> 00:25:42,279
That's a 17 plus nine.

517
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:43,279
So 26.

518
00:25:43,279 --> 00:25:44,279
There we go.

519
00:25:44,279 --> 00:25:45,279
Okay.

520
00:25:45,279 --> 00:25:46,279
That's good.

521
00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:51,279
You have succeeded against his gaze ability.

522
00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:52,279
Okay.

523
00:25:52,279 --> 00:25:56,279
I don't know what it would have done, but you know it wouldn't have been great.

524
00:25:56,279 --> 00:26:02,279
But you feel like this, this, this impending sense of doom that washes over you as he

525
00:26:02,279 --> 00:26:03,279
looks down at you.

526
00:26:03,279 --> 00:26:07,279
And it's more that you, I mean, you moved out of the frighten, frighten zone, but

527
00:26:07,279 --> 00:26:08,279
we've kind of passed that.

528
00:26:08,279 --> 00:26:10,279
So it's not quite frightening.

529
00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:11,279
Like something bad would happen.

530
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:12,279
Let's just leave it there.

531
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:14,279
Let's just move on.

532
00:26:14,279 --> 00:26:15,279
Great.

533
00:26:15,279 --> 00:26:16,279
Moving on.

534
00:26:16,279 --> 00:26:17,279
Flame of Kins.

535
00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:18,279
Flame of Kins is stirred.

536
00:26:18,279 --> 00:26:19,279
Okay.

537
00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:20,279
That looked really cool.

538
00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:23,279
Way to go with that.

539
00:26:23,279 --> 00:26:24,279
Wow.

540
00:26:24,279 --> 00:26:28,279
It's not really a time for sarcasm.

541
00:26:28,279 --> 00:26:30,279
Seems kind of rude.

542
00:26:30,279 --> 00:26:31,279
Yeah.

543
00:26:31,279 --> 00:26:32,279
No, that's fair.

544
00:26:32,279 --> 00:26:33,279
I apologize.

545
00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:38,279
Um, I'm going to, uh, I'm tend to put them in a mental.

546
00:26:38,279 --> 00:26:40,279
I can dominate monster.

547
00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:41,279
Holy shit guys.

548
00:26:41,279 --> 00:26:43,279
It's not even in a sexual way.

549
00:26:43,279 --> 00:26:44,279
Isn't it?

550
00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:45,279
Isn't it?

551
00:26:45,279 --> 00:26:46,279
Isn't it always?

552
00:26:46,279 --> 00:26:47,279
Isn't it always?

553
00:26:47,279 --> 00:26:48,279
Isn't it?

554
00:26:48,279 --> 00:26:53,279
It's a closed demogorgon's thing so he can't save anymore.

555
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,279
Okay.

556
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,279
How wise is he?

557
00:26:55,279 --> 00:26:56,279
Hmm.

558
00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:57,279
I'm pretty wise.

559
00:26:57,279 --> 00:27:00,279
That's a 24 against a 19.

560
00:27:00,279 --> 00:27:01,279
Well shit.

561
00:27:01,279 --> 00:27:02,279
Um, okay.

562
00:27:02,279 --> 00:27:07,279
I gazed back at him and it doesn't do anything.

563
00:27:07,279 --> 00:27:09,279
Is it you dominated him right now?

564
00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:10,279
Are you doing it?

565
00:27:10,279 --> 00:27:11,279
Look at it.

566
00:27:11,279 --> 00:27:12,279
Yeah.

567
00:27:12,279 --> 00:27:17,279
I love Flamikin's meta knowledge.

568
00:27:17,279 --> 00:27:18,279
Yeah.

569
00:27:18,279 --> 00:27:22,279
Uh, does he get half damage during this time?

570
00:27:22,279 --> 00:27:23,279
No.

571
00:27:23,279 --> 00:27:29,279
Does he get a little bit, does he feel a little something from the eye contact though?

572
00:27:29,279 --> 00:27:31,279
He feels a little, he feels a little dominated.

573
00:27:31,279 --> 00:27:32,279
Yeah.

574
00:27:32,279 --> 00:27:35,279
You know what's coming.

575
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:37,279
Uh, Glim.

576
00:27:37,279 --> 00:27:41,279
Got all the heavy hitters up first, except for Flamikin's on the top.

577
00:27:41,279 --> 00:27:42,279
Hit him.

578
00:27:42,279 --> 00:27:43,279
Hit him.

579
00:27:43,279 --> 00:27:44,279
Hit him.

580
00:27:44,279 --> 00:27:48,279
Um, I'm going to use my fire breath.

581
00:27:48,279 --> 00:27:50,279
I haven't done that in an age.

582
00:27:50,279 --> 00:27:53,279
So he needs to make a dex save.

583
00:27:53,279 --> 00:27:54,279
17.

584
00:27:54,279 --> 00:27:57,279
Uh, that's an 18 on the die.

585
00:27:57,279 --> 00:27:58,279
Plus 10.

586
00:27:58,279 --> 00:27:59,279
Really?

587
00:27:59,279 --> 00:28:00,279
Not a minus three.

588
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:01,279
Hmm.

589
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:02,279
Hmm.

590
00:28:02,279 --> 00:28:03,279
Weird.

591
00:28:03,279 --> 00:28:04,279
Um, okay.

592
00:28:04,279 --> 00:28:05,279
Well he'll still take half damage.

593
00:28:05,279 --> 00:28:08,279
So it's 24 on the die so he'll take 12 damage.

594
00:28:08,279 --> 00:28:11,279
Which isn't a lot, but it looks pretty cool.

595
00:28:11,279 --> 00:28:12,279
Looks badass.

596
00:28:12,279 --> 00:28:18,279
Yeah, no, like a goth and, and night hunter run forward and, um, and neither are doing

597
00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:19,279
exceptional.

598
00:28:19,279 --> 00:28:20,279
Eye hit him.

599
00:28:20,279 --> 00:28:22,279
I mean, there was contact.

600
00:28:22,279 --> 00:28:26,279
A lot of people staring each other down and then a blast of fire comes out.

601
00:28:26,279 --> 00:28:28,279
So there's a lot of things happening.

602
00:28:28,279 --> 00:28:29,279
It's moving.

603
00:28:29,279 --> 00:28:30,279
It's shaken.

604
00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:32,279
Uh, anything else Glim would like to do.

605
00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:33,279
Yeah.

606
00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:37,279
He's got a couple heads so I really want to use the Vorpal Longsword.

607
00:28:37,279 --> 00:28:39,279
Just in case it works out for me.

608
00:28:39,279 --> 00:28:40,279
Just to see.

609
00:28:40,279 --> 00:28:45,279
Just to see if it works out because it could be dope.

610
00:28:45,279 --> 00:28:49,279
This time it didn't, but that is a 25.

611
00:28:49,279 --> 00:28:51,279
25 will hit.

612
00:28:51,279 --> 00:28:52,279
Great.

613
00:28:52,279 --> 00:28:54,279
I can't remember what your Vorpal sword does.

614
00:28:54,279 --> 00:28:56,279
Uh, if you hit a nat 20, I think it hits.

615
00:28:56,279 --> 00:28:59,279
If I roll a 20, I cut off one of his heads.

616
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,279
Which is awesome.

617
00:29:00,279 --> 00:29:01,279
So it could happen.

618
00:29:01,279 --> 00:29:02,279
Yeah.

619
00:29:02,279 --> 00:29:07,279
13 and then also seven radiant damage.

620
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:08,279
Love it.

621
00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:09,279
Yeah.

622
00:29:09,279 --> 00:29:10,279
Big cut in.

623
00:29:10,279 --> 00:29:11,279
So now they're.

624
00:29:11,279 --> 00:29:12,279
Oh.

625
00:29:12,279 --> 00:29:13,279
And then I'll do more.

626
00:29:13,279 --> 00:29:14,279
Do more.

627
00:29:14,279 --> 00:29:15,279
Yes.

628
00:29:15,279 --> 00:29:16,279
Okay.

629
00:29:16,279 --> 00:29:21,279
As a bonus action, I'm going to do ensnaring strike because I hit him with my weapon

630
00:29:21,279 --> 00:29:22,279
attack.

631
00:29:22,279 --> 00:29:26,279
So writhing Mass of Thorny Vines appear at the point of impact and he needs to

632
00:29:26,279 --> 00:29:27,279
make a strength savings throw.

633
00:29:27,279 --> 00:29:32,279
I mean, you have advantage because you're large or larger, I assume.

634
00:29:32,279 --> 00:29:33,279
So 25.

635
00:29:33,279 --> 00:29:34,279
Yeah.

636
00:29:34,279 --> 00:29:39,279
So, I mean, that'll, that'll, but it looked cool.

637
00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:40,279
I shot fire.

638
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:41,279
I stabbed him.

639
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:42,279
I shot some vines.

640
00:29:42,279 --> 00:29:46,279
You know, I'm just throwing it all at the wall, seeing what sticks.

641
00:29:46,279 --> 00:29:47,279
Flavor of it.

642
00:29:47,279 --> 00:29:50,279
Like he, he struggles a moment and then breaks free.

643
00:29:50,279 --> 00:29:54,279
Uh, just to, you know, just to make that, that land.

644
00:29:54,279 --> 00:29:56,279
Um, okay.

645
00:29:56,279 --> 00:29:57,279
Like moot.

646
00:29:57,279 --> 00:30:00,279
Have you closed the portal yet?

647
00:30:00,279 --> 00:30:04,279
I don't, I don't think I know how, Grants.

648
00:30:04,279 --> 00:30:07,279
Oh, just remember back to your teacher.

649
00:30:07,279 --> 00:30:08,279
Gabriel.

650
00:30:08,279 --> 00:30:09,279
Gabriel.

651
00:30:09,279 --> 00:30:13,279
He would have, he would have given you a lesson in closing portals.

652
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,279
I'm sure of it.

653
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:15,279
Are we having a flashback?

654
00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:17,279
Off screen one.

655
00:30:17,279 --> 00:30:18,279
Yeah.

656
00:30:18,279 --> 00:30:19,279
Off screen lesson.

657
00:30:19,279 --> 00:30:20,279
Oh, yeah.

658
00:30:20,279 --> 00:30:25,279
You know, there was something about that, but like it only worked on small

659
00:30:26,279 --> 00:30:27,279
portals.

660
00:30:27,279 --> 00:30:32,279
Is that the one that when he used to use a portal to go from one bar to another bar

661
00:30:32,279 --> 00:30:34,279
and then close up before the other barman got mad?

662
00:30:34,279 --> 00:30:35,279
Yeah.

663
00:30:35,279 --> 00:30:36,279
So no.

664
00:30:36,279 --> 00:30:39,279
No, I mean, I'll need a little help.

665
00:30:39,279 --> 00:30:40,279
I think.

666
00:30:40,279 --> 00:30:45,279
What would you do if I sang out of tune?

667
00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:46,279
No, keep going.

668
00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:47,279
That's it.

669
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:48,279
That's a classic.

670
00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:50,279
Has Grants ever sung in tune?

671
00:30:50,279 --> 00:30:53,279
No, no, no.

672
00:30:53,279 --> 00:30:54,279
All right, everybody.

673
00:30:54,279 --> 00:30:59,279
Moot gets by with a little help from his friend.

674
00:30:59,279 --> 00:31:02,279
Moot gets high with a little help from his friend.

675
00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:05,279
All right, Russ, do I know how, like, do I know what to do here?

676
00:31:05,279 --> 00:31:07,279
Like, seriously, though.

677
00:31:07,279 --> 00:31:08,279
You want to try?

678
00:31:08,279 --> 00:31:10,279
I mean, I'll give it a try.

679
00:31:10,279 --> 00:31:11,279
Yeah.

680
00:31:11,279 --> 00:31:12,279
Roll for portal.

681
00:31:12,279 --> 00:31:16,279
Something maybe from your character sheet and then direct it at the portal and

682
00:31:16,279 --> 00:31:17,279
see what happens.

683
00:31:17,279 --> 00:31:18,279
Okay.

684
00:31:18,279 --> 00:31:20,279
Because there's clearly a power source somewhere.

685
00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:21,279
Maybe arcana.

686
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:24,279
You can try and judge where the power source is coming from.

687
00:31:24,279 --> 00:31:25,279
Sure.

688
00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:27,279
Let's give it a roll to start.

689
00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:30,279
That is a 19.

690
00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:31,279
Okay.

691
00:31:31,279 --> 00:31:35,279
So yeah, you listening to the sweet dulcet tones of Grants is trying to

692
00:31:35,279 --> 00:31:37,279
encourage everybody to sing to you.

693
00:31:37,279 --> 00:31:40,279
He's running around like in everybody's faces as they're trying to fight

694
00:31:40,279 --> 00:31:41,279
Demogorgon.

695
00:31:41,279 --> 00:31:43,279
It's really just a wild scene.

696
00:31:43,279 --> 00:31:52,279
But you get a good sense that the portal is drawing energy from the

697
00:31:52,279 --> 00:32:00,279
floating now floating orbs of color that are moving through the space.

698
00:32:00,279 --> 00:32:04,279
What color are these orbs and how many orbs are there?

699
00:32:04,279 --> 00:32:07,279
They're like the god orbs that expelled from him when he.

700
00:32:07,279 --> 00:32:08,279
Yeah.

701
00:32:08,279 --> 00:32:09,279
Oh, okay.

702
00:32:09,279 --> 00:32:10,279
Gotcha. Gotcha.

703
00:32:10,279 --> 00:32:12,279
So there are many colors.

704
00:32:12,279 --> 00:32:14,279
Like you could say the colors of the rainbow.

705
00:32:14,279 --> 00:32:15,279
Okay.

706
00:32:15,279 --> 00:32:16,279
Take a look around his lair.

707
00:32:16,279 --> 00:32:18,279
What about the colors of the wind?

708
00:32:18,279 --> 00:32:19,279
Yes.

709
00:32:19,279 --> 00:32:22,279
They are blowing on the wind moving about and like there's like sparks

710
00:32:22,279 --> 00:32:29,279
and little shots of energy being drawn to the portal itself.

711
00:32:29,279 --> 00:32:34,279
I guess try and like take out a cluster of these things.

712
00:32:34,279 --> 00:32:35,279
Okay.

713
00:32:35,279 --> 00:32:36,279
Like I've got a firewall.

714
00:32:36,279 --> 00:32:38,279
I've got lightning bolt.

715
00:32:38,279 --> 00:32:39,279
Love it.

716
00:32:39,279 --> 00:32:41,279
We can make some stuff happen here.

717
00:32:41,279 --> 00:32:42,279
All right.

718
00:32:42,279 --> 00:32:46,279
So you're aiming for the for the god presumed god aura.

719
00:32:46,279 --> 00:32:47,279
Yeah.

720
00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:49,279
I thought you were going to say the god balls.

721
00:32:49,279 --> 00:32:50,279
The god balls.

722
00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:51,279
Yeah.

723
00:32:51,279 --> 00:32:52,279
The god balls.

724
00:32:52,279 --> 00:32:54,279
I'll aim right for the god balls.

725
00:32:54,279 --> 00:32:57,279
They need to make a deck saving throw.

726
00:32:57,279 --> 00:32:59,279
Do they have that capability?

727
00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:03,279
Since they are just orbs of energy, don't they just hang there?

728
00:33:03,279 --> 00:33:04,279
I've rolled for something.

729
00:33:04,279 --> 00:33:06,279
Well, you had to be an 18.

730
00:33:06,279 --> 00:33:07,279
Love it.

731
00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:09,279
You can you can continue with your spell.

732
00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:10,279
Okay.

733
00:33:11,279 --> 00:33:13,279
It is Fireball.

734
00:33:13,279 --> 00:33:18,279
And if you didn't pass, then you're taking a bunch of damage.

735
00:33:18,279 --> 00:33:20,279
Give me that damage, baby.

736
00:33:20,279 --> 00:33:21,279
All right.

737
00:33:21,279 --> 00:33:24,279
Fireball 10d6.

738
00:33:24,279 --> 00:33:25,279
41.

739
00:33:25,279 --> 00:33:33,279
Secondary Fireball goes off into the room towards these lights.

740
00:33:33,279 --> 00:33:42,279
The lights themselves get struck by the Fireball and where the

741
00:33:42,279 --> 00:33:47,279
previous Fireball exploded out into embers everywhere.

742
00:33:47,279 --> 00:33:51,279
This one hits and then lingers and then gets sucked into the

743
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,279
balls themselves.

744
00:33:52,279 --> 00:33:58,279
And they begin to now move closer to you.

745
00:33:58,279 --> 00:34:01,279
They've where they were previously up in the air.

746
00:34:01,279 --> 00:34:06,279
They've moved now 30 feet down and are we'll say probably another 30

747
00:34:06,279 --> 00:34:07,279
feet away.

748
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:11,279
I feel I feel like you need a like a big butterfly net.

749
00:34:11,279 --> 00:34:12,279
Yeah.

750
00:34:12,279 --> 00:34:14,279
And is this going to go bad or good?

751
00:34:14,279 --> 00:34:16,279
Like what are we thinking here?

752
00:34:16,279 --> 00:34:18,279
Last we use some of those last time.

753
00:34:18,279 --> 00:34:21,279
So I don't think they're inherently bad.

754
00:34:21,279 --> 00:34:22,279
Okay.

755
00:34:22,279 --> 00:34:23,279
Yeah.

756
00:34:23,279 --> 00:34:25,279
So it's just like the you know, the spirits and powers of the

757
00:34:25,279 --> 00:34:26,279
gods.

758
00:34:26,279 --> 00:34:29,279
So maybe they're going to come and help help us.

759
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,280
Okay.

760
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,280
I said confidently.

761
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,280
Catch them.

762
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,280
Gotta catch them all.

763
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,280
God balls.

764
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,280
Anything else you want to do on your turn or just reflect on the

765
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,280
state of God balls.

766
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,280
I think just just soak it all in.

767
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,280
Okay.

768
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,280
Just give it a moment.

769
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,280
Perfect.

770
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:57,280
Love it.

771
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,280
Middle talk, middle talk.

772
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,280
It is time to middle talk.

773
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:06,280
It's the place where we ask you to fill out your questions and send

774
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:12,280
them to us because we're almost done the season.

775
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,280
That was so informative.

776
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,280
There's a link.

777
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,280
If I had to guess if Russ had to come up with a tune like on the

778
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,280
spot that he would base it off the Spiderman theme song.

779
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,280
Absolutely.

780
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,280
That would be my guess.

781
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,280
Yeah.

782
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,280
Yeah.

783
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,280
Yeah.

784
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,280
Just because he does a quick glance around the room and it's

785
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,280
like, what do I got for songs?

786
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:35,280
What shirt am I wearing?

787
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,280
Oh, it's a Marvel shirt.

788
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,280
All right.

789
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,280
Let's do something there.

790
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,280
I'm real on brand today.

791
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,280
I don't know what happened.

792
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,280
He's chilly.

793
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,280
I needed something to keep me warm.

794
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:47,280
There's only one episode left after this one in this season.

795
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,280
So like one and a half episodes left.

796
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:54,280
And that is wild and crazy and exciting.

797
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,280
And thank you for being here with us.

798
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,280
Couldn't have done it without you.

799
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,280
Couldn't have.

800
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,280
Wouldn't have.

801
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,280
Or could have, but just would have been like talking to no one.

802
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,280
Well, I mean,

803
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,280
maybe we would have just been playing a game if we weren't

804
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,280
releasing it,

805
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,280
but that wouldn't have been this fun because we wouldn't have

806
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,280
had you along for the adventure as well.

807
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,280
True.

808
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,280
As I said in the song,

809
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,280
we are taking questions for our end of, for our,

810
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,280
uh, regular end of season Q and a episode,

811
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,280
cause we did it after season one.

812
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,280
So now it's a regular thing if you do it twice.

813
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,280
Uh, so you can send us those questions.

814
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,280
We need to have shorter seasons.

815
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,280
So long ago that we did that.

816
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,280
One question per episode.

817
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,280
That would be unmanageable.

818
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,280
So what we're saying is there's a lot to draw from if you're

819
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,280
wondering about some stuff.

820
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,280
So questions, comments, concerns,

821
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,280
wonderments, you name it, send us, send them to us.

822
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,280
And we will record that after the finale drops, uh,

823
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,280
with our patrons.

824
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,280
Uh, so if you want to join us for that as well,

825
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,280
you can join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragging cast.

826
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,280
Uh, we'd love to see you over there.

827
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,280
Okay.

828
00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,280
We'll let you get back to this episode,

829
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,280
this penultimate episode before we get to the season finale.

830
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,280
Have a great week.

831
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,280
We'll talk to you soon.

832
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:06,280
Okay. Bye.

833
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,280
Love you. Bye.

834
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,280
Bye.

835
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,280
Uh, Sully, you're up.

836
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,280
Oh no.

837
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,280
Uh, okay.

838
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,280
Speaking of God balls.

839
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,280
Speaking of God balls.

840
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,280
Uh, okay.

841
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:21,280
I think Sully would just feel like it would,

842
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:26,280
he would just be so tickled if his frightful sort of reflection

843
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,280
worked just once.

844
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:36,280
Uh, so he is going to like run up and slice at the

845
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:40,280
Demogorgon's like toe or whatever, wherever he can reach.

846
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,280
Um, oh, I bet it hurts.

847
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,280
It's, it's, I bet if he stubs that thing,

848
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,280
he's going to like let loose a string of swears.

849
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:53,280
Uh, oh, oh, 23.

850
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,280
23 will hit.

851
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:58,280
Oh, oh, Sully hits him with the, the, the,

852
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:02,280
the sword of a frightful sort of reflection.

853
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:08,280
And what happens is you get eight, eight damage,

854
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:13,280
also the pommel of the sword shimmer gloom has a name,

855
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:19,280
uh, gives the, gives the, uh, attacking and a sense of fear.

856
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:23,280
And so you need to make a constitution saving throw.

857
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,280
So how, how I, yeah.

858
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:30,280
Uh, so, uh, Demogorgon is immune to fright.

859
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,280
Oh, okay.

860
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,280
Well then that's fine.

861
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,280
I'm just down there poking his toe being like this thing doesn't work.

862
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,280
Here's what happens though.

863
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:39,280
So you go up and you hit his, you hit his ingrown toe and it feels really bad.

864
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,280
And he's like, he's hopping up and down now.

865
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,280
So they got to watch out for that.

866
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,280
Uh, but he's feeling really bad about it.

867
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:49,280
There was a demon right behind him who was, uh, sweeping, uh,

868
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,280
sweeping up some of the rubble and you,

869
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:55,280
you like show the sword to, to Demogorgon.

870
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,280
And by the whole, in one of these jump ups,

871
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:02,280
the demon behind him sees the frightful sword of reflection,

872
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:07,280
gets very scared and, and drops his broom and runs away.

873
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,280
I'll take it.

874
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:14,280
Is Demogorgon going to step on the broom and it's going to hit him in the face?

875
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,280
Yes.

876
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,280
Yeah.

877
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:21,280
Uh, the broom which magically grew 12 sizes that day,

878
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:25,280
uh, now is a rake and he lands on it.

879
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:29,280
You didn't say how big the demon was that was doing the sweeping.

880
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,280
Yeah.

881
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:34,280
I'm seeing this enormous demon just trying to scooch by, just being like,

882
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,280
Janitor here.

883
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,280
Don't mind me.

884
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,280
Yeah, it's fine.

885
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,280
Borinox.

886
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,280
Uh, seeing somebody attacking the orbs,

887
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,280
realizing that that's a, that's a solution.

888
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:52,280
Um, he's going to take note of it and he's going to do a real test.

889
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:57,280
He says, well, let's see if, uh, if that power is actually gone.

890
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,280
And I pull out the wand of Orcus.

891
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:05,280
And I am going to use three charges off the wand of Orcus to cast circle of death around the god orbs.

892
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:11,280
So, uh, I need all the orbs to give me a, uh, constitution saving throw, DC 18.

893
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:15,280
If this, if the, uh, spell actually works.

894
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,280
Okay. Yep. Great.

895
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,280
Borinox remembers what happened last time he destroyed one of these.

896
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,280
I think he liked it.

897
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,280
Okay. Cool.

898
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,280
Uh, okay.

899
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,280
Uh, so that happens.

900
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:32,280
So they rolled for something and, uh, did, did not beat your, your DC.

901
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:38,280
So 8d6 and that is 29 necrotic damage.

902
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:44,280
So this necrotic energy begins to swirl out and it like, uh, it acts,

903
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:50,280
is acting as like this river of air,

904
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:56,280
moving these orbs around this room and sparks begin to shoot off of them.

905
00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:04,280
They get wrapped up in like this black, ichorish aura around them and then get dimmer and dimmer.

906
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:11,280
And the encircling space, um, tightens.

907
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,280
And at the same time, the portal tightens as well.

908
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:19,280
The god orbs themselves get closer to the position of everybody else on the ground.

909
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,280
Perfect.

910
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:24,280
Uh, and I'll use my movement to move up close to a goth

911
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:29,280
and hopefully give a little bit of a saving throw bonus now.

912
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,280
Thanks.

913
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,280
Uh, okay.

914
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,280
The, uh.

915
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:39,280
Um, Thea's gonna do something that, uh, she often forgets to do.

916
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:43,280
And she yells out, is everyone feeling okay?

917
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,280
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

918
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,280
Uh, feeling pretty good.

919
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,280
Uh, a little demoralized.

920
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,280
Yeah, I'm okay.

921
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,280
I thought we beat the big guy and then didn't.

922
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,280
It was a little unsettling, yeah.

923
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,280
Don't let that get you.

924
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,280
You guys are doing a great job.

925
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,280
Um, so she saw.

926
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,280
Thanks, Thea.

927
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:11,280
She saw, um, a goth go like, ehh, which was probably very hard for her to do.

928
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:17,280
Um, and so she's going to run up to a goth.

929
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:22,280
Uh, and cast Cure Wounds.

930
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,280
Oh, 12, sorry.

931
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,280
You get 12.

932
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,280
Thank you.

933
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,280
Which is, you know, not a lot, but, but better than, better than nothing.

934
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,280
It's something.

935
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:37,280
Uh, and then, uh, she's just gonna, uh, take both her daggers

936
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:42,280
and just, um, just like jam it in his calf.

937
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:46,280
And yell, Charlie Horse!

938
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:50,280
Is one of those daggers the dagger that you picked out of the hallway?

939
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,280
No.

940
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,280
Okay.

941
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,280
They're just my old regular old daggers.

942
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:58,280
Uh, that is, uh, 24.

943
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,280
Okay.

944
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,280
Are you still sticking with your two regular daggers?

945
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,280
Got it.

946
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,280
Yeah.

947
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,280
Cool. Love it.

948
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,280
I'm scared of that other dagger and I'm not sure why I have it.

949
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,280
Because you took it.

950
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:10,280
Yeah, those hit.

951
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,280
Five plus six, 11.

952
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:16,280
And then she, like, skips backwards and it's like, ah, ah.

953
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,280
Uh, you take an attack of opportunity.

954
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,280
What?

955
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:23,280
Because you, you skip backwards.

956
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,280
Do you really, do you, ah.

957
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,280
No, I tricked you.

958
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,280
Damn.

959
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,280
I said you could trick, I said you could walk away.

960
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,280
I was like, I shall never do that.

961
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:31,280
But then she did.

962
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,280
Damn my fucking touchdown dance.

963
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,280
Showboating.

964
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,280
Uh, 27.

965
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,280
I'm gonna get kicked.

966
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,280
I'm gonna do the same maneuver again since, uh,

967
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,280
this is for Agath's benefit that she came up.

968
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:47,280
So, so you get four to your AC, but if that doesn't,

969
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:51,280
if the attack still hits, you're resistant to it.

970
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,280
So you get half damage if it still hits.

971
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,280
Okay.

972
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,280
That only brings you up to a 23.

973
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,280
So it would still hit.

974
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,280
Yeah.

975
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,280
So you only take half the damage.

976
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,280
That's great.

977
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,280
Uh, 14 force damage.

978
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,280
Uh, and you have to make a constitution saving throw.

979
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:07,280
No attack.

980
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,280
Jesus, why is it so low?

981
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,280
Well.

982
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,280
Fuck.

983
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,280
How about a 10?

984
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,280
No.

985
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,280
So your hit point maximum is reduced by that much as well.

986
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,280
So you, uh, reduce your hit point maximum.

987
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,280
By 10.

988
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,280
Oh, by 14.

989
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,280
Yeah.

990
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,280
Oh.

991
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,280
Uh, okay.

992
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,280
Lipsinki.

993
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,280
Okay.

994
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:39,280
I am going to cast Psychic Scream at ninth level on the Demogorgon.

995
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,280
Okay.

996
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:46,280
So he needs to make an intelligence saving throw.

997
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,280
Hell yeah.

998
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,280
Hopefully he's dumb as a sack of bricks.

999
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,280
That's right.

1000
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,280
Is he a dummy?

1001
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,280
Uh, 19.

1002
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,280
Okay.

1003
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,280
So that means he won't be stunned,

1004
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:00,280
but he's still going to take half of the damage,

1005
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,280
which is 14d6.

1006
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,280
So that's 50 damage.

1007
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:11,280
So he'll take 25 damage.

1008
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,280
25.

1009
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,280
And that's psychic damage.

1010
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,280
That is psychic damage.

1011
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,280
What does it look like when Lipsinki casts?

1012
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:24,280
Um, you know, it's actually not that impressive because I just am like,

1013
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:29,280
scrunch up my face and like give him a really mean face.

1014
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:35,280
And I'm all fLexed up, scowling so hard.

1015
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,280
So I mean, honestly, he doesn't even notice.

1016
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,280
I'm so small.

1017
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,280
He doesn't even see it coming.

1018
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,280
Is she okay?

1019
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,280
I don't know.

1020
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:49,280
I am also going to hurl the Demogorgon through hell.

1021
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,280
When you hit a creature with an attack,

1022
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:56,280
you use this feature to instantly transport the target through the lower planes.

1023
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,280
At the end of your next turn,

1024
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:03,280
the target returns to the space it previously occupied or the nearest occupied space.

1025
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:07,280
And it takes a whole schwack of damage when it comes back.

1026
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,280
Okay.

1027
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,280
So he's gone.

1028
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,280
Cool.

1029
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:11,280
He's gone. There's no save.

1030
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,280
Nope.

1031
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,280
She just punches you into hell.

1032
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:14,280
Deal with it.

1033
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,280
Love it.

1034
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,280
Okay.

1035
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,280
So there's a temper tantrum.

1036
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,280
And then, I don't know.

1037
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:25,280
I like, I think we've established that one as like the,

1038
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:29,280
the hell scapes like open up underneath them because we did use that one in,

1039
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,280
in a, in at least an episode.

1040
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,280
Probably the episode that scared everybody and turned them off of our podcast.

1041
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:35,280
Probably.

1042
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,280
Yeah.

1043
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,280
But now I'm using it for good.

1044
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,280
Right?

1045
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,280
Open, opens up beneath them.

1046
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,280
Disappears.

1047
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,280
It closes behind.

1048
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,280
You're now in this space.

1049
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:51,280
The necrotic energy swirling these god orbs around.

1050
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:55,280
The portal had shrunk by half.

1051
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,280
We are back up.

1052
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,280
So it's Demogorgon's turn.

1053
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,280
Demogorgon's not there right now.

1054
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,280
He's not here, man.

1055
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,280
Grants is his turn.

1056
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:04,280
Okay.

1057
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,280
What do you guys figure out about this portal business?

1058
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:12,280
I just finished the third round of the song and I feel like we're really just bringing it home.

1059
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,280
You sound really out of breath.

1060
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:19,280
Well, it's, I've been in, I've been in the prison for a bit.

1061
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,280
No, no moot.

1062
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:21,280
You're not going to tell me?

1063
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,280
Not going to tell me?

1064
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,280
I mean, yeah, I haven't.

1065
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,280
Warnocks, you got it?

1066
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,280
We're working on it.

1067
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,280
No.

1068
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:30,280
I imagine we're going to be dealing with the orbs that are going on here.

1069
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,280
No one over there seems to have a good idea of it.

1070
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,280
So I figured I'd follow suit.

1071
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:39,280
It looked like as orbs get closer, portal closed.

1072
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,280
Okay.

1073
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:41,280
Okay.

1074
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:42,280
So we should target that.

1075
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,280
All right.

1076
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:44,280
You want me to do that?

1077
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,280
I mean, I know I sent him away, but he is coming back like pretty quick.

1078
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,280
So if you want to.

1079
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,280
I could get him to take attack, Katnip.

1080
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,280
Yeah.

1081
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:52,280
Okay, cool.

1082
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,280
Cool.

1083
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,280
Cool.

1084
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:55,280
Cool.

1085
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,280
Cool.

1086
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,280
He's going to cast.

1087
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:58,280
What are you hitting it with?

1088
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,280
You hit it with fire.

1089
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,280
You hit it with some necrotic.

1090
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,280
I'll try.

1091
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,280
I'll try cold.

1092
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,280
He does.

1093
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,280
And it's going to take some damage.

1094
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,280
Ninety eight.

1095
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,280
Forty damage.

1096
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,280
Wow.

1097
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:15,280
Spicy.

1098
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:16,280
Okay.

1099
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:23,280
So this orb gets thrown into the stream of necrotic energy and explodes and it leaves

1100
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:28,280
like this blizzarding effect that everything kind of casts through and they begin to close

1101
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:35,280
even more down to like about five feet and everything is spinning so fast and

1102
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:40,280
light is shooting off of this stream that is happening in the center.

1103
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,280
So that's what I got.

1104
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,280
And then it's night hunter's turn.

1105
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:53,280
Night hunter is looking at all the orbs and all the magic and it's just like, and she

1106
00:48:53,280 --> 00:49:02,280
she backs up a few paces from where the Demogorgon was and is just with her chain

1107
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:06,280
just ready to, I don't know, hit it once.

1108
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,280
As soon as it comes back, she wants to like wail on that thing.

1109
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,280
Okay.

1110
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,280
So readying action for attack.

1111
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,280
Yeah.

1112
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,280
For return.

1113
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,280
Agath.

1114
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:16,280
Samesies.

1115
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:24,280
Agath is also going to ready an action to do a hit.

1116
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:25,280
Okay.

1117
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,280
Readying action.

1118
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:36,280
Flamikins is going to also try and hit the things with lightning bolt this time.

1119
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:41,280
We've got fire, necrotic, we've got cold, we've got lightning blasts going out.

1120
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:50,280
And it charges this spinning energy in the center and the shooting out, everybody feels

1121
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:55,280
like the hairs on their body stand up and it's in this spinning ball in the center.

1122
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,280
The portal is near closed.

1123
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:02,280
You can still see light streaming up through it and hear the battle that's happening

1124
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,280
on the other side.

1125
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,280
We go to Glim.

1126
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:19,280
I think that Glim's just going to also ready an action, I think, with the purple longsword.

1127
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:27,280
Love this trio so far of badasses just standing waiting for this big monster to come back.

1128
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:31,280
Lipsinki was like, he's coming back.

1129
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,280
We're all like, good.

1130
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,280
We weren't done yet.

1131
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,280
Moot, back to you.

1132
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,280
All right.

1133
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,280
I'm going to cast Burning Hands, Russ.

1134
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:47,280
And I'm going to make a break for the globes if someone can give me a boost.

1135
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,280
Okay.

1136
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:53,280
We've got next in turn Sully, Varunox, Thea, and Lipsinki.

1137
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:58,280
I mean, I feel like Sully could give me the old double hand brace as I step up

1138
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,280
and try and go for it.

1139
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,280
I love that.

1140
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,280
Okay.

1141
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:07,280
Just like we practiced.

1142
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,280
Okay.

1143
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:13,280
So Moot dashes from his location towards Sully.

1144
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:18,280
Sully, what do you look like as you're preparing yourself for this jump?

1145
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,280
Okay.

1146
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:25,280
So you would assume that it would be your standard hands, you know, fingers linked, right?

1147
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,280
Foot there.

1148
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:27,280
It's not.

1149
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,280
They've actually been practicing this for a while.

1150
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:31,280
What he's going to do.

1151
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:35,280
Moot's going to run up, then swan dive.

1152
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,280
Love it.

1153
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,280
And then, like, waist.

1154
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:43,280
Sully's going to have him around the waist and propel him back behind him.

1155
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:44,280
So much like Swayze.

1156
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,280
I was going to say, we've got a real, like, dirty dancing.

1157
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:50,280
Yes, except propulsion.

1158
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:55,280
And we've had the time of our lives, so it totally tracks.

1159
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,280
Sing it, Grantus.

1160
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:02,280
And I have the time of my life.

1161
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,280
Okay.

1162
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,280
Propelling you forward.

1163
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:09,280
You are soaring through the air.

1164
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,280
That's how on point.

1165
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,280
I'm not even going to make you roll because you practiced.

1166
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:15,280
Everyone marvels.

1167
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,280
The sheer mechanics of it are mind boggling.

1168
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:23,280
Moot, burning hands, hands ablaze, reaches,

1169
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:30,280
connects with this spinning sphere of god orbs and is sucked inside.

1170
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,280
Oh, no.

1171
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,280
Oh, guys.

1172
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,280
This was his idea.

1173
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,280
You saw that the whole time.

1174
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:44,280
I was just support because my friend wanted to do something,

1175
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:50,280
and I wanted to be there for him.

1176
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,280
That's your action.

1177
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:57,280
That's rude.

1178
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:00,280
Should I not try to continue destroying the orbs?

1179
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,280
They are spinning faster.

1180
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:06,280
You can see as you watch them, you can see glimpses of like Moot's face,

1181
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,280
and it changes every single time.

1182
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:09,280
It's like panicked.

1183
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,280
It's excited.

1184
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,280
Throwing up.

1185
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:16,280
It is all of the emotions that you could be going through.

1186
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:21,280
He is going through right now inside of this churning laundry of god

1187
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:25,280
or the classic emotion of throwing up.

1188
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:30,280
So it's not like he's inside of an orb.

1189
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,280
No.

1190
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:32,280
He is not inside of an orb.

1191
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:39,280
He appears to be him or his bodily state is inside of the vortex

1192
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,280
that is being created.

1193
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:46,280
Well, fuck.

1194
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:48,280
That rules out AOE.

1195
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,280
I mean, you don't know.

1196
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,280
It's true.

1197
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,280
That has crossed my mind.

1198
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,280
I mean, you do what you got to do.

1199
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,280
Moot's a tough boy.

1200
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:58,280
He can handle it.

1201
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,280
You might even get a hellish rebuke for your efforts.

1202
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,280
Who knows?

1203
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:02,280
Oh, that's cool.

1204
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:05,280
I can cop to that.

1205
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,280
Yeah, I'm going to throw a fifth level fireball at it.

1206
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:09,280
That's what I was going to do anyway.

1207
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,280
Nice.

1208
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,280
Okay.

1209
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,280
So, deck saved, 20.

1210
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:17,280
Being as I'm spinning in a vortex, Russ, do I have the ability to?

1211
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:22,280
I don't even think you have the consciousness, the state of mind

1212
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,280
to know that a fireball is coming towards you at this point.

1213
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,280
Love it.

1214
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:26,280
Yep.

1215
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:27,280
Give us that fireball.

1216
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,280
32 fire damage.

1217
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,280
It's fine.

1218
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,280
Right, Moot?

1219
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:36,280
It's fine.

1220
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,280
It's fine.

1221
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:40,280
Probably.

1222
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:48,280
So, as this fireball goes, Thea and Lipsinki, what, before I say what happens,

1223
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:53,280
what do you two do in your own internal preparation?

1224
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:57,280
Because all of this is happening kind of like at the same time, right?

1225
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,280
So, Thea?

1226
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:05,280
Oh, the minute that Moot got sucked in there, she was trying to think of a,

1227
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:11,280
like, does she have a spell where she can, like, yank somebody out of some place?

1228
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:18,280
And so, she's just trying to think of, her mind is splitting.

1229
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:22,280
Do I help Moot or, because the Demogorgon's going to be right back?

1230
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:28,280
Or, so she's got like two different spells she's waffling between at the moment.

1231
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:33,280
And she never failed this way before.

1232
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,280
Okay.

1233
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,280
So, your action is to choose inaction.

1234
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,280
I'm choosing to waffle.

1235
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:43,280
Once the Demogorgon comes back, I'm actually just going to hold my action

1236
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,280
and then cast a spell when he comes back.

1237
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:46,280
Okay.

1238
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,280
Lipsinki?

1239
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:51,280
Well, I know that guy's coming back right now.

1240
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:59,280
So, I am going to ready my Eldritch Blast, marking the end of my turn,

1241
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:06,280
at which point Demogorgon comes back and takes a bunch of damage from psychic damage.

1242
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,280
Okay, what's the psychic damage?

1243
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:10,280
So, he gets 10d10.

1244
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,280
Oh, yeah.

1245
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,280
Oh, imagine they're all 10s.

1246
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:15,280
Imagine.

1247
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:16,280
I'm imagining it.

1248
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:21,280
Imagine all the damage.

1249
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,280
So, he takes 53 psychic damage.

1250
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,280
Jesus.

1251
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:27,280
That's wonderful.

1252
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:33,280
Hopefully, all those readied actions like, bam, bam, bam, bam.

1253
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,280
Like, I want it to be overkill.

1254
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:37,280
But he's been dead for a moment.

1255
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:40,280
And we're all just still, yeah, blasting.

1256
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,280
Okay.

1257
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,280
A lot of things happen all at once.

1258
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,280
Okay.

1259
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:51,280
Fireball hits the spinning ball, gets sucked into the ball and the sphere.

1260
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:52,280
There's fire.

1261
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:53,280
There's electricity.

1262
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,280
There's necrotic damage.

1263
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:57,280
There's Moot's face.

1264
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:00,280
All spinning by all at the same time.

1265
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:07,280
The ball itself sucks into, like, a tight, like, grapefruit side.

1266
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:16,280
And then, as Demogorgon comes back with the hideous thud and scream, the ball itself explodes.

1267
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,280
Lights go everywhere.

1268
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,280
Portal wavers.

1269
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,280
And it explodes.

1270
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,280
Does everybody make a dexterity saving throw?

1271
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:27,280
Great. Love that.

1272
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,280
With advantage.

1273
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:30,280
I'll tell you why later.

1274
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,280
Okay.

1275
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,280
Okay.

1276
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:39,280
Everybody, regardless of your roll, is, like, blasted away from this center sphere.

1277
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:43,280
I believe it was just two of you that rolled real, real bad.

1278
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:51,280
You're going to take 16 bludgeoning damage as you're blown to the sides.

1279
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:57,280
But then, all of these orbs explode out and begin spinning back around the room.

1280
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,280
The portal is closed.

1281
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:06,280
There's a, like, rubble point in the center of this throne room now where the portal once was.

1282
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:12,280
Everything around you quiets considerably because you can no longer hear the battle below you.

1283
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:20,280
And we see all of you as being encircled by your own individual aura.

1284
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:25,280
There's these lights that are now around you.

1285
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:31,280
You all pick yourselves up and the readied actions can go.

1286
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:36,280
You're going to add 20 additional radiant damage to every hit you do.

1287
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,280
Oh, shit. Sick.

1288
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:42,280
You roll with advantage.

1289
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:45,280
So we'll start with Night Hunter.

1290
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:48,280
That was the order of which we held actions.

1291
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:54,280
Night Hunter is feeling energized and kind of weird.

1292
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:59,280
They decide to hack at the legs of this demogorgon.

1293
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,280
So let me see here.

1294
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:04,280
There's 18 plus 13. I think it hit.

1295
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,280
Yep.

1296
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,280
19 plus 13. I think it hits.

1297
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:10,280
15 plus 13. I think it hits.

1298
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,280
Okay. So all three of them hit.

1299
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:15,280
35. Damage.

1300
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,280
Plus 60.

1301
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:19,280
Plus 60.

1302
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:20,280
I got.

1303
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:25,280
All right. Three attacks with the flail.

1304
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:29,280
Nine plus 12. 21.

1305
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:30,280
That's a no, right?

1306
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,280
That's with advantage?

1307
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:37,280
Yeah, it is.

1308
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,280
Okay, better. 12 plus 12.

1309
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:43,280
There we go. We finally have a hit.

1310
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:47,280
I don't know what it's resistant to, but acid was working well before.

1311
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:50,280
So let's go with acid.

1312
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:53,280
So that's 20 points of acid.

1313
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,280
And then the 20 radiant on top of it, I guess.

1314
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:58,280
And there's one more attack.

1315
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:01,280
Okay. Double 18s on that one.

1316
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,280
Plus 12.

1317
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:06,280
And that one is 19.

1318
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:10,280
Acid plus the 20 radiant.

1319
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,280
Okay. Glim.

1320
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:18,280
Okay. I'm going to attack twice with the vorpal longsword.

1321
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:22,280
Wow. That was really bad.

1322
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:26,280
Because it's 21, isn't it? So that was 19 was my best roll.

1323
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,280
But I'm going to try again.

1324
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:33,280
And it's better because it's 25.

1325
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:34,280
There you go.

1326
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:40,280
15 slashing plus 23 radiant.

1327
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:43,280
I added my extra radiant to that 20.

1328
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,280
Okay. Thea.

1329
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:54,280
Thea is going to let loose moonbeam at what level?

1330
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,280
Seventh level.

1331
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:57,280
Okay.

1332
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,280
So they need to make a constitution saving throw.

1333
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,280
They don't.

1334
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:01,280
Oh, they don't?

1335
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:02,280
They don't.

1336
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:03,280
Oh, okay.

1337
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:09,280
My silvery beam of light blasts down upon this poor sucker.

1338
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,280
35.

1339
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:12,280
That was 20.

1340
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:14,280
Yep.

1341
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:27,280
And then she is also going to take her longbow out and shoot an arrow at it.

1342
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:29,280
Just because she can.

1343
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:32,280
Yes.

1344
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:34,280
All right. That's a 25.

1345
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:35,280
Give me damage.

1346
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:36,280
Nice.

1347
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:41,280
And it's going to be seven damage.

1348
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:42,280
Plus 20.

1349
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,280
Yep.

1350
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:44,280
All right.

1351
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,280
Lipsinki, final held action.

1352
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:47,280
Perfect.

1353
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:55,280
I'm going to eldritch blast with four beams right at my guy.

1354
01:01:55,280 --> 01:02:03,280
So that is 32 damage plus that 20 radiant.

1355
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,280
It was a 20 for each beam.

1356
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,280
Yeah, good question. Good question, Kyle.

1357
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:08,280
It is a 20 for each beam?

1358
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:09,280
Oh, it is.

1359
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:10,280
Oh.

1360
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:11,280
Yeah.

1361
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:13,280
How many hit points does this thing have?

1362
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:17,280
So that's 80 radiant then.

1363
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:20,280
Okay.

1364
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:32,280
Explosion, lights, everything's swirling, and Demogorgon comes back and is attacked by this onslaught of god-powered mayhem.

1365
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:35,280
I guess it's probably a good description.

1366
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:39,280
Everybody unleashing absolutely everything they have down into him.

1367
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:47,280
And as this moonbeam and all of these attacks are hitting him, he's like shriveling up on the spot.

1368
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,280
There is nothing that is left from him.

1369
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:59,280
He's like this, what's the, you know, like the creatures in Little Mermaid, the seaweed creatures that everybody gets sucked down into.

1370
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,280
That's what he looks like now.

1371
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:03,280
Huge gargantuan hulking creature.

1372
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:10,280
Now this little big bug-eyed nothing down in the center.

1373
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:12,280
Who wants to step on it?

1374
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:14,280
Oh, who doesn't want to step on it?

1375
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:18,280
Neander wants to step on it.

1376
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:21,280
Oh, could it be Rax?

1377
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:22,280
Yeah, Rax has been quiet.

1378
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:23,280
Oh, that's better.

1379
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:26,280
He just comes over and like pony stomps him.

1380
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:27,280
With Pegasus wings.

1381
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:28,280
Fuck you.

1382
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:34,280
Everybody allows Rax through and just stomps down on top.

1383
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:39,280
The room is entirely quiet and you're all looking at each other.

1384
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:48,280
Moot, you were blasted through the air but then suspended in place and you come down and you meet the group.

1385
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:58,280
And all of a sudden you are, these lights begin to spin around you quicker again.

1386
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:06,280
And they're spinning in this swirling vortex and everything's becoming blurry around you and you're all being lifted up.

1387
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:15,280
And there is, you look and you see Bort and Flint's body also lifting up in place.

1388
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:22,280
And you're all being propelled upward and there's this light above you and there's this snap.

1389
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:30,280
You're all standing in this white room.

1390
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:42,280
There's a basin in the center of this room that's rippling with water and you see like streams of light rushing through them.

1391
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:57,280
Thea, you look over and you see Flint's body lying on the ground, scaleless.

1392
01:04:57,280 --> 01:05:07,280
But standing behind that body is this glowing aura of Flint as you knew him.

1393
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:24,280
Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 2 Episode 154 starring Amy More as Thea, Nighthunter, and Sully.

1394
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:30,280
Karla Maxted as Lipsinki and Glim. Tom Laird as Moot with Kyle Claset as Vorunax.

1395
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:35,280
Kristen Flemmons as Agath, Godloss Catho Alavi, and Russ More as your Dungeon Master.

1396
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:39,280
Dialogue Editing by Karla Maxted and Sound Design by Russ More.

1397
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:45,280
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.

1398
01:05:45,280 --> 01:06:01,280
And a huge thank you to our supporting producers.

1399
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:03,280
Do you like the stories that we're telling?

1400
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:09,280
Season 2 only has one more episode, but that means that Season 3 is right around the corner.

1401
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:16,280
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1402
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:23,280
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1403
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:29,280
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1404
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:34,280
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1405
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:38,280
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1406
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:42,280
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1407
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:45,280
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1408
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:48,280
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1409
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:55,280
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1410
01:06:55,280 --> 01:07:01,280
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1411
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:04,280
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1412
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:08,280
Alright, that's it for me. Thank you so much for being here with us.

1413
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:12,280
We hope you have a great week, and we'll talk to you soon.

1414
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:31,280
Shoot a drop because it seemed like things went knock all the wood pretty good last time.

1415
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:37,280
So what kind of mean thing is Russ planning?

1416
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:39,280
That's my concern.

1417
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:41,280
Like my characters aren't even mostly dead.

1418
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:42,280
Exactly.

1419
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:44,280
Not even mostly dead.

1420
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:46,280
This portion of it might get cut out.

1421
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:52,280
But I was talking to Tom after the game last week, and he was just, I guess I was like, I'm super nervous on how that went.

1422
01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:58,280
And then I have to remind myself that we've been playing this battle, this battle since the middle of September.

1423
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:00,280
That's true.

1424
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:02,280
It was like it seemed like it was just over too quickly.

1425
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:03,280
It really wasn't though.

1426
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:05,280
But it's not. It's not.

1427
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,280
Carla, are you Sacred Oath?

1428
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,280
Uh, yes.

1429
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:11,280
Same.

1430
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:13,280
What's up?

1431
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,280
Two sides of the same coin here.

1432
01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:19,280
We've got Horcus on one side, bottom left on the other.

1433
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:21,280
I mean, can't, yes.

1434
01:08:21,279 --> 01:08:25,279
Can't build pAlydins two different ways.

1435
01:08:25,279 --> 01:08:33,279
So six battle episodes with Horcus and then one goofy demogorgon episode to wrap it all up.

1436
01:08:33,279 --> 01:08:35,279
It's great. I love it.

1437
01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:36,279
Yep.

1438
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:39,279
Anything else you want to do, Sully?

1439
01:08:39,279 --> 01:08:40,279
Or can do?

1440
01:08:40,279 --> 01:08:41,279
No.

1441
01:08:41,279 --> 01:08:46,279
Sully really at level 19 and still only has one attack.

1442
01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:53,279
I mean, usually rogues use their sneak attack, but you opted against that every time.

1443
01:08:53,279 --> 01:08:56,279
I forget that I haven't.

1444
01:08:56,279 --> 01:09:02,279
Also, okay, the whole thing about sneak attack is this is, okay, listeners, this is why I don't use it.

1445
01:09:02,279 --> 01:09:10,279
Because in Amy's brain, she thinks in order to sneak up on something, they need to not see you.

1446
01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:14,279
And every time we are in battle, it's like, boom, there's a demogorgon in front of you.

1447
01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:19,279
And I'm just not going to be like, um, like it can see me.

1448
01:09:19,279 --> 01:09:24,279
I don't, the mechanics of it I get because it's like, it's just the thing that happens.

1449
01:09:24,279 --> 01:09:29,279
But in Amy's story brain, you can't sneak up on something that's already looking at you.

1450
01:09:29,279 --> 01:09:34,279
You're in the shadows and you also have people distracting it at the same time.

1451
01:09:34,279 --> 01:09:37,279
That's why I've never, I never even think to use it.

1452
01:09:37,279 --> 01:09:40,279
Well, that's your good one.

1453
01:09:40,279 --> 01:09:42,279
So, you know, for next time.

1454
01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:43,279
I haven't been using my good one.

1455
01:09:44,279 --> 01:09:46,279
Moot back to you.

1456
01:09:46,279 --> 01:09:47,279
All right.

1457
01:09:47,279 --> 01:09:50,279
Are these orbs like within reach?

1458
01:09:50,279 --> 01:09:52,279
You want to grab with your hands?

1459
01:09:52,279 --> 01:09:53,279
Yeah.

1460
01:09:53,279 --> 01:09:54,279
Yeah.

1461
01:09:54,279 --> 01:09:55,279
Yeah.

1462
01:09:55,279 --> 01:09:56,279
If you want to.

1463
01:09:56,279 --> 01:10:00,279
So the portal we'll say is like two and a half feet across.

1464
01:10:00,279 --> 01:10:04,279
The balls themselves are spinning like just above it.

1465
01:10:04,279 --> 01:10:10,279
Like they're almost making a sphere in and of themselves as they're spinning in this matrix above them.

1466
01:10:10,279 --> 01:10:11,279
Yeah.

1467
01:10:11,279 --> 01:10:20,279
I mean, you'd have to maybe propel yourself or get some upsies, but you could reach them if somebody like assisted you in some way.

1468
01:10:20,279 --> 01:10:22,279
But I mean, is reaching them what I want to do.

1469
01:10:22,279 --> 01:10:23,279
Is that going to disrupt what's going on?

1470
01:10:23,279 --> 01:10:25,279
I mean, that was your, that was your go-to.

1471
01:10:25,279 --> 01:10:28,279
That was like you, that was the first thing you thought of.

1472
01:10:28,279 --> 01:10:29,279
So, you know, trust your gut.

1473
01:10:29,279 --> 01:10:33,279
What about your, what about your crab claw?

1474
01:10:33,279 --> 01:10:34,279
Haven't seen the crab claw in a while.

1475
01:10:34,279 --> 01:10:36,279
Don't touch it with your hand hand.

1476
01:10:36,279 --> 01:10:38,279
It's like permanently attached to me.

1477
01:10:38,279 --> 01:10:43,279
But yeah, I could, I could, I could send it on its way.

1478
01:10:43,279 --> 01:10:45,279
Just a thought.

1479
01:10:45,279 --> 01:10:46,279
No, no pressure.

1480
01:10:46,279 --> 01:10:48,279
I don't know if it's a good thing to hold those.

1481
01:10:48,279 --> 01:10:49,279
Nobody knows.

1482
01:10:49,279 --> 01:10:50,279
I mean, I don't know either.

1483
01:10:50,279 --> 01:10:51,279
Like, is that portal just going to open right back up?

1484
01:10:51,279 --> 01:10:52,279
It's working right now.

1485
01:10:52,279 --> 01:10:54,279
Right?

1486
01:10:54,279 --> 01:10:56,279
Okay, okay, okay.

1487
01:10:56,279 --> 01:10:59,279
Just looking through my spell list.

1488
01:10:59,279 --> 01:11:01,279
Oh shit, I do have portal closed.

1489
01:11:01,279 --> 01:11:02,279
Damn it.

1490
01:11:02,279 --> 01:11:03,279
Son of a bitch.

1491
01:11:03,279 --> 01:11:05,279
Turns out it's sixth level.

1492
01:11:05,279 --> 01:11:07,279
It's ninth level in everything.

1493
01:11:07,279 --> 01:11:08,279
That was a cantrip.

1494
01:11:08,279 --> 01:11:09,279
God.

1495
01:11:09,279 --> 01:11:12,279
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